Vladimir Moves Backwards, Backwards: June 2008

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008

At The Crooklyn Chronicles X 718 BODEGA Networking Event & I Ran Into 2 Of The Hottest Unsigned Rappers This Side Of the Rio Grande :Still Don't Know What That Is::. I Mean They Already Killed My Mixtape ::Radio Spins Are Happening:: So I Asked Them To Give Me Some Bars For My Characters (Haitian V) Drops. ::Bobby Simmons Voice:: CHECK IT!!!!!!

A-Smash X Vlad X Mickey Factz = New Entertainment

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We Are Not The Same I Am An A.L.I.E.N..

So Ok I'm Doing My Regular YouTube Browsin'.. I Came Across This Event Le Cousin (Cousin In French) "Quan" & The A.L.I.E.N Crew Celebrating Their 4 Year Anniversary & DJ Melo-X Celebrating His Birthday...Check Me All Hype!

Souljah Boy Tell Em'.... Why You Mad...

Souljah Boy Speaks On Ice T Telling Him To "Eat A Dick". WOWZERS!!!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It Was A Scott Scortcher!!!

Last Weeks Weather Had Me In The Worst. I Mean That Unwanted Ass Sweat, Balls Fused To Your Thighs ::Only Guys Can Relate:: I Mean The Worst. So I Was In Search For The Best Possible Way To Keep Cool... I'm Not Beach Ready Yet So That Was Out The Question. ::Heavy On The Perfect Push-Ups:: So The Only Next Possible Thing To Do Was To Engage In The Best Thing Next To A Good Ol' Fashion Block Water Fight, A Mexican Icie. Ooooooooo!!!!!! ::I Know I Have Some Cosigners::. Thing Is I Was Looking For One Of Those Lil' Mama's For Like An Hour And A Half.. Finally I Noticed One Fixing Her Dollars...I Ran Up On Her Like Paparazzi To Britney Spears. $12 Dollars Later I Felt The Satisfaction Nothing Could Compare To. ::Ok Maybe I'm Pushing It::. I Vote A Nobel Peace Prize Be Given To These Little Women. They Really Deserve It.

Even The Bus Driver Stopped His Route Just To Hop Out For These Delights...

It's Going Down Tonight Son!!...

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Celtics Champions Once Again...

The Boston Celtics Lead By Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen & Paul Pierce Defeated The L.A. Laker Lead By Kobe Bryant Only (LOL) In Game 6 Of The NBA Finals. "Top Of The World Baby" Kevin Garnett Screams As He's Being Interviewd By The Netowrks Commentator. The Game Ended With The Score 131- 92. Be Careful Someone In LA Is Slitting Their Wrist As I Type This "KOBE PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!!!"..LOL KG, Ray & Paul All Deserve It. ::Look At Me Calling Them By Their First Names::.. Check One Of My Next Blogs To See Who I'm Taking To The Club To Get VIP Treatment...LOL!!! ::Smokey I See You Homie::

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Thanks Dads!!...

Just A Shot Out To The Dads That Are Really Holding It Down Out There. Special Thanks To My 2 Dads For Showing Me The Way Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable & Michael Jordan..Love You

(Dad Teaching Me How to Play Pool)

Friday, June 13, 2008

KELLY KELLY NOT GUILTY!!!!..

As Said In The "Guilty Until Proven Innocent" Off Of The Jay-Z Record Kelly, Kelly Not Guilty... R.Kelly's Verdict In The Kiddy Porn Case He's Had Since I Was A Youngster In High School Is Not Guilty On All 14 Counts. Kells Was Facing 15 Years. Madness!!!.. It May Had Been A Bootleg When I Seen It But I Know R. Kelly When I See Him.

Monday, June 9, 2008

RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Radio Interview I Did Last Month... Look Mommy!!!..LOL!

TRUE STORIES RADIO W/ HAITIAN V PT.1
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TRUE STORIES RADIO W/ HAITIAN V PT.2
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TRUE STORIES RADIO W/ HAITIAN V Pt. 3
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Shot Out To True Stories Radio...

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

And The Winner Is...

Barak "I Put On" Obama Has Come To Be The Victor In The Race For The Democratic Nominations. Sorry Hill, I Guess Your Gonna Have To Live With 2nd Place. To Be Honest It Would Be Nice To See Obama & Clinton Back To Back..

Barak : Let's Do This Son!!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Jamaica Holds The World Record...SHABBA!!!!

I'm A Little Late Cause This Happened On Saturday But Who Cares... Jamaican Shotta, (LOL)! Usain Bolt Breaks The World Record & Stamps His Name & Country Into The Record Books. The Record Is Now 9.72 For The 100m Dash.. I Have Already Sent Rice & Extra Money For A Young Man In Haiti To Begin His Training..See You Guys In About 12 Years.. Young Jean Is Only 7..LOL!!!

Tha Carter III..

Yeah I Know, The Album Doesn't Release For Another Week But The Good Folk At ::High Pitch Frequency:: Got The Album & I Couldn't Help But Take An Early Listen. Well To Be Honest I Like Tha Carter II Better, But This Album Is Hot. I Have Some Faves On Repeat As I Type. (Literally).. Ok As I Look At iTunes Count On Mr. Carter Feat. Jay-Z (The Real Best Rapper Alive To Me) I See A Play Count For 117 (LOL My Birthday) & I Only Had This Since Sunday.. Maybe I Should Take A Carter Break (Shawn & D'Wayne)..LOL. But I Will Buy This Album Next Tuesday..