Sunday, December 28, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Muthafuckin' Drizzzzyyyyyy's Artwork..

This Is The Artwork From Drake's Upcoming Mixtape "So Far Gone"... I Have To Say I Really Can't Wait Until This Joint Drops.

-I'm Everything You Just Haven't Become & I Spend My Time Tryin' To Outdo What Hasn't Been Done & Hopefully Live To See What They Say That I'm Gonna Be & If Not I Hope Future Does In The Memory Of Me... -Drake

*CurT@!n$* - Night Of The Living Dope (Johnny's Revenge)...

*CurT@!n$* Drops His Night Of The Living Dope (Johnny's Revenge) Video... Shit Is Crazy. Dude Is Lyrical. Another Point Goes To Brooklyn.

Featured On The WordsFrom Blog...

The Homie Steve-O Of G.F.C Reached Out To Be On His Project Words From... It's A Blog Where Steve-O Had Friend's Talk About How They Are Feeling Or Say Whatever Is On Their Mind.
Click Here To Check Out The Full Entry

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Tryin' To Give GW The Boot Early..LMAO!!!

An Iraqi Journalist Tries To Throw His Shoes At George Bush...LMAO!!!! I Can't Stop Laughing At How He Ducks The Attacks....Even Funnier The Way The Guy Notices He Misses & Quickly Takes Off The Other Shoe To Try Again...LMAO!!!! CLASSIC!!!!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

It's Going Down Tomorrow Night!!!...



130-35 91ST STREET AVE


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A-Smash "Does It Again"...LOL!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeekay Booooy!!....LOL! My Dude A-Smash Come Through For Yet Another Banger. This Is Do It Again/Missing Ingredient Featuring Santogold. This Shit Is Crazy!!!!..No For Real. I Been Paying Attention. This Track Got Alot Of Ladies Moist.. ::FAN IT!!!:: LMAO! It's A Lil' Something He Throwing Out There Off His Upcoming Mixtape "The Transition". Enjoy The Ear Sex... LOL!

Comedy On The Hump...

It's Going Down Tonight!!!!!!!.. I'll Be Hittin' The Stage At The Laugh Lounge. Be There!!!

151 Essex Bet. Stanton & Rivington
7 p.m. SHARP!!!
$5 Plus 2 Drink Minimum.

Performing Live...

Vladimir "Haitian V" Calixte

Dino Vigo


Vladimir "Dominican V" Caamano (LOL)

Hosted By: D.Lemon

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'll Party When I Get That Oscar...

Conversation With D.Lemon Via AIM...

D.Lemon: you went to butter last night?
Vlad: Nah
Vlad: I don't party man...
D.Lemon: ok. I know that's what Patrice and them were talking about. I hear you on that no party shit
D.Lemon: I'm rarely out anymore
D.Lemon: unless it's some work related shit
Vlad: yeah man
Vlad: Same people are gonna be there...So I'll get big...
Vlad: Then party...
Vlad: Gonna blog that...
D.Lemon: yep
D.Lemon: go in

With All That Said...I Will Have To Use A Quote.

And I Remember Being At The Bar Tryna Ask What That Hypno Hit Fo' (Hit Fo')
Knowin' I Can't Afford To Get Mo' (Get Mo')
Here's A Broke Nigga Trick Buy One Bottle & Sip Slow
Or, Or Leave The Club Now, Do Like I Did Come Back When You Get Dough
A Fishstick Nigga, Now We Messin' With Lobster
We Messin With Grammy's We Messin' With Oscars....

-Kanye West, Verse On Extravagana Off Jamie Foxx's Unpredictable

Levi's Y'all Are Wildin' Out...

Speaking Of Supra's.. I Went On My Sneaker Check As I Always Do & Saw Swagger Jacking At It's Finest. Levi's Took Supra's Skytop Design, Made The Same Thing & Sells It Cheap...SMH!

Supra Skytop
Levi's Foogazies
::Dude From Anchorman Voice:: WHY?!!! WHY LEVI'S???!!! PUTTIN' OUT THAT POOP!!!

Finally My Supra's Are Here....

Thanks To The Good Folks At Supra... A Half Size Too Big But I'll Make It Work...

Featured In Clutch Magazine..

Shout Out To My Toots For The Feature...

Read The Feature Here

Happy Birthday Ms. Eclectic...

Happy Birthday To My Crooklyn Chronicles!!!!. I'm Late... Her Birthday Was On Saturday But Why Not..

Photo By: Me!!!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

McDonald's You A Fool For This One...

So Doing My Usual TV Thing, I See This Commercial By McDonald's... I Guess This Marketing Chicken Nuggets Heavy Nowadays Cause It's A Few Of Them But This Particular One Sticks Out.. At First I Thought It Was A Music Video Thing For A New Record Coming Out.. Low & Behold It's McDonald's..LMAO!!! ::Literally Laughing Out Loud Typing This::.. It's Well Put Together With The Rain & Everything... Even Adlibs Are Classic "Girl Your Dippin' On Me?"..LMAO!!!! My Favorite Line Is.. "Girl You Got 10 Pieces, Don't Be Stingyyyyy"..LMAO!!! ::Tears Are Falling:: Sometimes When I Think About It Too Hard I Don't Find It That Funny.. What Did The Casting Sheet Look Like... African American Male Mid 20's, Great Singer...LMAO!!! Ok It's Still Funny... Loosely Put Niggas Singing For Chicken.. Barack Have You Seen This Commercial Yet???..LMAO!!!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dinner With Auntie Bev & Anthony Hamilton..

Auntie Beverly Smith Honors Some Artists She Loves With A Dinner From Time To Time.. Last Night Was Mr. Anthony Hamilton. I Met Him A Few Times Prior & My Bro Ron Bass Even Styled Him. He's Still A Cool Dude...Complimented Me On My Style & How I Carried Myself...He EVen Gave Me A Drop For My Upcoming Mixtape "V100 With Haitian V"..

Photo By:
Anthony Hamilton

Photo By:

Theater Of The Mind...Good Stuff

2 Words...DOPE ALBUM! I Think Ludacris Is Way Underrated.. Real Talk.. I Mean He Has His Moments Where He Can Really Show & Prove But Doesn't ::The Preview::, And You Have Times Where He Goes In..Like This Album.. He Even Keeps The Theme Of The Album & Instead Of Saying "Featuring" It Say "Co-Starring"...LOL!.. Dude Is Cleaver.. I Suggest This Be Purchased Aswell As Kanye's... Both Albums Drop On The Same Day So Make Sure You Have Enough For Both...LOL!! LUDA!!!!!!

1. Intro
2. Undisputed (co-starring Floyd “Money” Mayweather)
3. Wish You Would (co-starring T.I.)
4. One More Drink (co-starring T-Pain)
5. Call Up The Homies (co-starring The Game & Willy Northpole)
6. Southern Gangsta (co-starring Rick Ross, Playaz Circle, & Ving Rhames)
7. Everybody Hates Chris (co-starring Chris Rock)
8. What Them Girls Like (co-starring Chris Brown & Sean Garrett)
9. Nasty Girl (co-starring Plies)
10. Contagious (co-starring Jamie Foxx)
11. Last Of A Dying Breed (co-starring Lil Wayne)
12. MVP
13. I Do It For Hip Hop (co-starring Nas & Jay-Z)
14. Do The Right Thang (co-starring Common & Spike Lee)

808's & Heartbreak....I Love It!!!!!!

Kanye's New Album 808's & Heartbreak Is What Hip-Hop Needed. Yeah, Alot May Say I Am Crazy For Saying This But Fuck It..This Is My Blog Homie Go Hate It On Yours..LOL. I Suggest You Give This Album A Thorough Listen..It's Something AMAZING!!!


1. Say You Will
2. Welcome To Heartbreak featuring Kid Cudi
3. Heartless
4. Amazing featuring Young Jeezy
5. Love Lockdown
6. Paranoid featuring Mr. Hudson
7. RoboCop
8. Street Lights
9. Bad News
10. See You In My Nightmares featuring Lil Wayne
11. Coldest Winter

Saturday, November 8, 2008

T-Pain vs. Vocoder...Hilarious

Classic Lines In This Skit
"You Got Me Soundin' Like A Chipmunk You Muthafucka!!!!"
"Fuckin' Vocoder!"

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

History Has Been Made....YES WE DID!!!

Where Do I Start.....It's Been An Emotional Night/Day. As You All Should Know By Now Barack Obama Has Been Elected As The New President Of The United States Of America. Waking Up Yesterday Morning Early As Hell Didn't Even Seem Like A Bother. To Be At My Site To Vote Was Crazy...The Lines Were Down The Block & Around The Corner. Goons, Crackheads, Old People, First Timers, Colors & Nations Were All In Attendance. It Was A Beautiful Thing.

(7:40 A.M.)

So Last Night I'm Doing Everything To Keep My Mind Off Cause Before You Know It I'll Be In A Corner Shakin' My Legs. So I'm At The Studio With A-Smash & Stan Lo Working On My Upcoming Mixtape But In Between Each Part I Do We Back At The TV Checking On The Numbers. I Hurried To My Hood Cause It Was Well Aware Wether Barack Won Or Lost Guns Would Be Fired...LOL!

I Went To Watch The Numbers With My Family. ::Mom Was In Town To VOTE::.. They Were Looking Good For Obama. As Soon As They Said 297 I Was Out The Window Yelling Like I Did When The Bulls Won The Championship In 98.. I Head Out.. Running To My Block I See People Outside Yelling & Cheering For Joy. It Was Just Crazy. I Get To The Block & Greet All My People. Then We Stood On The Block In Awww.."A Black President"...WOW.. History. Then My Dude Put The Speakers Out So We Could Hear The Acceptance Speech. Gun Shots, Fire Works & Car Honking ::Young Jeezy's "My President" Was Playing In Damn Near Everycar That Passed::.. LOL!!! Even My Haitian People Threw A Parade On Flatbush Avenue...It Was Like New Years. The Comradery & Love That People Were SHowing In THe Streets Last Night Was To Be Remembered.

I Went Home & Sat & Cried... The Realization That We As Black People Were Finally Accepted & Finally We Can Tell Our Children "You Can Be ANYTHING, Including The President Of The United States".. We've Come So Far. Even Doing This Post I'm Fighting To Hold Back. It Was Even Hard To Get A Newspaper This Morning. But I Hustled & Got Them All With Some Assitance. Now I Have Something I Can Show My Kids....And Their Kids..

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Let's Get Up & VOTE Today People!!!...

Imagine This Had Been The Picture...Would People Still Be Voting McCain So Heavy

Add To That Vlad Costume Tally...

Siiiiiiillleeeeence Puuuuuunk...LOL!

Dragon Fly Jones

Monday, October 27, 2008

Who Can This Be...LMAO!!! It's Me Son!!!!

Found Myself Wildin' On Stage Of The Biggie Film NOTORIOUS, Which Is Set To Release Jan. 16th.. CHECK IT!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Funny Ass Weatherman...

On My Daily YouTube Run I Found This Clip..HILARIOUS!!!. Why You Ask? Arthur's Laugh & How The Video Was Done. This Particular One Is A Recut Of The Original. They Say He's A Haitian Weatherman But He Sounds Jamaican To Me.. And I Don't Know Any Haitians Named Arthur..LOL!


Shout Out To Melo-X.. Just The Beat Alone Had Me Focused & It's Not Even The Finished Product. ::I Need That Joint For My Next Mixtape Homie::..R.I.P Nicky

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

XXL's Freshman Covers...

Some People Are Missing But Hey Who Am I??... But Congrats To Ya'll That Made It..

VH1 's Real Chance Of Love = New Favorite Show...PAUSE!

I Knew Chance Was Gonna Get A Show Since The 1st I Love New York. Now This Show With Him & His Brother Is Hilarious. I Hate To Say it But It Is.. I Watch The First Show This Morning & I Could Not Stop Laughing At The Pure Foolishness That Was Going On. Just Tune In Once & You'll Be Hooked...LOL!!!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Timberland You Done Fucked Up Now...

Went Into Daffy's Yesterday Cause Some Days They Have Hot Shit... I Look Over At The Wall & See The Most Disgusting Pair Of Boots On Earth. These Black Suede Boots Had Gold Rope Laces & A Fake Ass Diamond On The Sole. To Add Logs To The Fire I Look On The Side & See That Timberland Has "B'KLYN" On The Side Of The Boot. They Drank Like 8 Ensures Mixed With Prune Juice & Shat On Brooklyn So Hard With That Shit. Now To Add Gasoline To The Flame I Look On The Back & See "FLATBUSH, ATLANTIC, FULTON" On The Back. WHAT!!!!!!!!! Not My Hood. You Couldn't Throw Canarsie Under The Bus, Not Even Mill Basin. Timberland You Just Lost So Much Cool Points After I Stuck Up For Your Asses In This Discussion About Nike Boots or Timbs. Can't Believe You Guys..SMH

Spiting Artful C...

Most People That Know Me Know My Passion For Sneakers...I Don't Care What Brand They Are If It's Hot I WIll Miss A Few Meals Just To Cop..::LOL!! Sounds Like Rap Lyrics:: But I Saw A Blog That My Dude Artful C Did Last Month About These Air Jordan 3's Which Are His Favorite Pair Of Sneakers. So I Thought To Myself, Self Why Not Spite The Guy...LMAO!!!!!

::Side Note:: Yeah That Says Nike Air On The Back, So There Was No Getting The Jordan Package Early.. Kept Fresh Since 01' Just For This Blog..LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 6, 2008

PSA From All Your Favorite Celebs...

This Is More Important Than If Mariah Is Pregnant For Nick Right Now, More Important Than The Reason Maino Slapped The Shit Out Of Yung Berg, More Important Than Who's The Best Rapper Alive ::Still Jay-Z To Me::, More Important Than Who Has The Most Swagg, More Important Than Subway Selling Footlongs For $5..You Get The Point..

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Muthafuckin' Drizzyyyyy...Swagga Like Us Freestyle

This Dude Is A Problem...Case Closed..Heard About Him A While Ago...It's Like He JustCame Out Of No Where..Canada Get's Another Point. This Is His Freestlye On Swagga Like Us..It's A Crazy Freestyle Even Though He Stole My Line "I Wear Skinny Jeans Cause My Debit Car Thin"..LOL. Request His New Track Featuring Trey Songz On The Radio & 106 & Park Called "Replacement Girl"..

Drake - Swagga Like Us Freestyle

Ludacris' Undisputed Video..

I Will Be Honest, I Really Didn't Want To Listen To This Track Cause I Heard Floyd Mayweather Was On It & I Thought He Was Gonna Be Rapping On It...Then I Heard The Sample On Something Then I Fell In Love... This Is Honestly Some Type Of Get Focused Music...Something You'll Throw On To Do Like 100 Straight Push-Ups..LOL Shout Out To Don Cannon On The Beat & Check Out Pretty Boy Bam Bam, The Little Kid Boxer He's Only 6..LOL

Friday, October 3, 2008

Usher's Trading Places Video...

I Wonder How His Wife Feels About This..

Monday, September 29, 2008

Jack Cafferty....::Denzel As Frank Lucas:: "My Man"..

I Laughed Hysterically. It Got So Funny At 1:36...That's Hilarious... PEOPLE WE NEED YOU TO VOTE!!! NOT SAYING WHO YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR, BUT DON'T PICK McCAIN..LMAO!!!

::The Dreams Voice:: YouTube Killa..

Look At The Stats On The Far Left... Most Views & I Even Got A Shiny Ribbon...LOL!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

It's Going Down Tonight..

9 P.M. New York Time... Check Your TV Guide.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Cop Turned Patient..

On The Mean Streets Of TV Land..Officer Calixte Was Taken To The Hospital & Is Now A Patient On Law & Order SVU..LMAO!!